Would-be assassins and the fashion avant-garde should take heed. Seen below are a pair of new earrings currently for sale at a prominent online retailer.
The Knife Earrings are small pocket knives that barely measure an inch. Take note, these are real knives, meaning you can peel grapes with them. At hardly an inch long with an even shorter blade, these lovelies can hardly cut your lunch time sandwich in half. Anyway, they’re sharp and sleek with a silver metal finish. Affordable too.