Are you itching to see the next Transformers sequel this summer? If you are, then maybe you’re the type of rabid fanboy/girl who’ll pay $10 for this (not) awesome 3D mask of Optimus Prime. Mega toymakers Hasbro can’t wait to kindle the fires of fanboy enthusiasm in anticipation for “Dark of the Moon” so they rolled out Bumblebee and Optimus masks to enthrall the faithful.
The problem is we have a few gripes about this product. First, it’s kid-sized and marketed towards kids, making it harder for grown ups to indulge themselves without some emasure of embarrassment. Second, 3D movies are overrated. Third, Megan Fox won’t be in the new movie. Oh wait, scratch the third. We meant something else.
Hot foxes aside, he problem here is Hasbro should’ve made a Megatron 3D mask. Why? Cos Megatron is awesome! Honestly, who likes the Autobots anyway? Decepticons rule with their evilness, weaponry, and overall design. So yeah, there should’ve been a Megatron/Star Scream pair of masks to contrast the good guys.
It would be cool though if you went to see “Dark of the Moon” wearing this with accompanying Optimus armor made of cardboard like what some folks did over at Youtube.
But really, there should have been a Megatron mask.
Via Dvice
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