Are you itching to see the next Transformers sequel this summer? If you are, then maybe you’re the type of rabid fanboy/girl who’ll pay $10 for this (not) awesome 3D mask of Optimus Prime. Mega toymakers Hasbro can’t wait to kindle the fires of fanboy enthusiasm in anticipation for “Dark of the Moon” so they rolled out Bumblebee and Optimus masks to enthrall the faithful.
The problem is we have a few gripes about this product. First, it’s kid-sized and marketed towards kids, making it harder for grown ups to indulge themselves without some measure of embarrassment. Second, 3D movies are overrated. Third, Megan Fox won’t be in the new movie. Oh wait, scratch the third. We meant something else.
The Kid-Sized Dilemma
One of the primary issues with the Optimus Prime 3D mask is its size. Designed specifically for children, it leaves adult fans in a bit of a lurch. Imagine the excitement of an adult Transformers enthusiast, only to be deflated by the realization that the mask is too small. This size limitation can be a significant deterrent for adult fans who want to fully immerse themselves in the Transformers universe. While it’s understandable that Hasbro targets a younger demographic, they might be missing out on a substantial market of adult collectors and fans who would eagerly purchase a more appropriately sized version.
The Overrated Nature of 3D Movies
Another point of contention is the general perception of 3D movies. While 3D technology was once hailed as the future of cinema, many moviegoers now see it as a gimmick rather than a necessity. The novelty of 3D has worn off for some, and the additional cost of 3D tickets can be a deterrent. Moreover, not all 3D movies are created equal; some films do not utilize the technology effectively, leading to a subpar viewing experience. This sentiment might make the idea of purchasing a 3D mask less appealing to those who are already skeptical about the value of 3D movies.
Hot foxes aside, the problem here is Hasbro should’ve made a Megatron 3D mask. Why? Cos Megatron is awesome! Honestly, who likes the Autobots anyway? Decepticons rule with their evilness, weaponry, and overall design. So yeah, there should’ve been a Megatron/Star Scream pair of masks to contrast the good guys.
The Case for a Megatron Mask
The absence of a Megatron mask is a missed opportunity. Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, is a character that resonates with many fans due to his complex personality and formidable presence. His design is iconic, and a Megatron mask would undoubtedly appeal to a broad audience. The Decepticons, with their darker, more menacing aesthetic, offer a compelling contrast to the Autobots. Including a Megatron mask would not only cater to fans of the villainous faction but also provide a more balanced representation of the Transformers universe. Additionally, a Star Scream mask could have complemented the Megatron mask, offering fans a chance to embody some of the most notorious characters in the series.
It would be cool though if you went to see “Dark of the Moon” wearing this with accompanying Optimus armor made of cardboard like what some folks did over at Youtube. The creativity and dedication of fans who craft their own costumes are truly inspiring. These homemade armors, often made from cardboard and other accessible materials, showcase the passion and ingenuity of the Transformers community. Wearing a full Optimus Prime costume, complete with the 3D mask, would undoubtedly enhance the movie-going experience, making it a memorable event for any fan.
But really, there should have been a Megatron mask.
Via Dvice
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