Survival things are quite popular these days. In fact, the oddities that make it to retail reflect a particularly somber mood among the general populace (at least in the USA), as if too many episodes of The Walking Dead have convinced everyone that the end is nigh. Taking advantage of this cultural climate are this small outfit called NeozaSales who are hyping their Zombie Survival Bottle. it is what the ad copy indicates it is: A bottle containing
junk items that’s supposed to save a person from zombies. Seen the nail yet?
Oh right, the nail. A plain old six inch nail is kept inside the survival for debraining purposes. ‘Debraining’ as in you plunge it on a zombie’s brain. There’s also ear plugs (?), band aids, and a chocolate bar. Oh yeah, the broken bottle doubles as a weapon.
Those interested can place orders for the Zombie Survival Bottle thru the source link below. It really doesn’t inspire confidence in surviving zombies, but it has a ticklish lighthearted appeal. Seriously, you’re better off with a Swiss Knife.
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