When you’re dead and burnt to ash, wither thou goest? If you’ve spent the better part of your life as an incorrigible Star Trek fanboy, then these new urns from Eternal Image are a likely destination.
Okay, so it’s James Tiberius Kirk inscribed on the photographic evidence provided. But you can actually customize these with your own obituary details (including an authentic stardate) plus a choice of “To Boldly Go…” or “The Journey Continues…” engraved at the bottom.
Each receptacle can accommodate 190 cubic inches of ash and if your remains exceed that, we’ll leave the space-saving ideas up to you.
Design and Customization
The Star Trek urns are not just a simple container for ashes; they are a tribute to a lifelong passion. Each urn features a capacity of 190 cubic inches and is constructed from a composite blend of natural minerals. The etched stainless steel faceplate and name scroll add a touch of elegance, while the image of the Enterprise printed on anodized aluminum brings a sense of adventure and exploration. The Enterprise is visible through a cutout of the franchise’s signature Delta logo, making it instantly recognizable to any Star Trek fan.
A personalized nameplate can be affixed above the graphic, allowing for a unique and personal touch. This means that not only can you have your name and dates inscribed, but you can also add a stardate to mark your final journey. The choice of engraving, either “To Boldly Go…” or “The Journey Continues…”, adds a poetic and meaningful farewell.
Cost and Considerations
Now for the bad news: one of these custom-made boxes retails for $800. If that makes you utter Klingon profanities, such is the price of everlasting afterlife. While the cost may seem steep, it’s important to consider what you’re paying for. This isn’t just an urn; it’s a piece of memorabilia, a tribute, and a final resting place all rolled into one. For many fans, the emotional and sentimental value far outweighs the monetary cost.
For those who might find the price prohibitive, there are other ways to honor a Star Trek fan’s memory. Consider a Star Trek-themed memorial service, complete with costumes and decorations. Or perhaps a donation to a space exploration charity in their name. There are many ways to keep the spirit of Star Trek alive, even in death.
Here’s a chunk of the promotional literature for further enticement:
“Each urn features a capacity of 190 cubic inches and is constructed from a composite blend of natural minerals, an etched stainless steel faceplate and name scroll, and an image of the Enterprise printed on anodized aluminum, with the Enterprise visible through a cutout of the franchise’s signature Delta logo. A personalized nameplate can be affixed above the graphic.”
The urns are a testament to the enduring legacy of Star Trek and its impact on fans. They offer a way to carry a piece of the final frontier with you, even in death. For those who have spent their lives dreaming of space exploration and adventure, these urns provide a fitting and meaningful way to say goodbye.
Via Dvice
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