But wait, before the bad news arrives let it be writ that this sure is hilarious. Sleeping in a pizza slice, imagine that! It definitely comes highly recommended to pizza eaters who order ‘zza on a weekly basis at the very least. There is, however, an origin tale behind this odd sleeping bag that appeared at Etsy some time ago. Turns out this person named Brook created an Etsy profile to receive orders. See, Brook’s Pizza Sleeping Bags are handmade from quilts and take up to six weeks before they’re finished. That’s not all though.
Other than the novelty of sleeping in a giant pizza slice, the sleeping bag comes with pillows shaped like toppings. In the picture you have olives and mushrooms spread across the ‘zza’s 3 feet x 5 feet size. Customers can actually choose which ‘toppings’ they prefer and Brook assures compliance depending on the customer’s location. You really wish it was real pizza except giant real pizza will probably attract rats.
The money side of this sleeping bag proposition is Brook requires a hundred dollar down payment out of a total of $300. Despite the expense, keep in mind this is handmade and labor intensive. Besides, a Pizza Sleeping Bag just rocks so incredibly hard.