Get That Exotic Rugged Look With A Beard Beanie

We all wear beanies and at the height of winter they are indispensable. But how about a beanie for your face? Enter the $50 beard beanie. It’s a bad joke waiting to happen. The best market for this horrendous fashion twist are actually women. Nothing beats a gorgeous lass rocking a beard in a public space, only it’s not a beard!

Of course, the Beard Beanie also comes highly recommended for Paul Bunyan enthusiasts and anyone who wants to appear as if they have a hard grown beard to be proud of. While the comedic value of the Beard Beanie is bulletproof, it shouldn’t escape anyone reading this that real beards are labors of love. You really have to experience growing thick facial hair to appreciate a good beard.

Actually the best thing to do for the Beard Beanie’s makers is a full wizard beard like Gandalf or Saruman. Imagine walking around in the snow with a wizard beard, holding a staff and dressed in a flowing (bath) robe. If anyone asks who you are, tell them you’re the ice mage. Woah!

This post goes out to anyone with a beard who’s reading this. More power to the lower facial encrustation that you cultivate, be you man—or woman.

Source Red Ferret