Including elves. We meant that literally. What did the creatures/people who inhabit the fantasylands of our imaginings smell like? Some devout RPGers have come up with a whole line of scents to answer that question. If you’re wondering about orcs, forget it cos they reek worse than a pile of rotting onions. Yes, rotting onions. You wouldn’t.
Pompously dubbed Perfumed Oil Blends, what passes for a product page is begun with a heartfelt yarn about some dude’s D&D glory days. Anyway, here’s the part about the special scents uhm, blends:
In most pen and paper fantasy RPGs, three of the primary attributes that you must choose for your character are race, class, and alignment. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s RPG scent series was designed to emulate the character creation process, and are meant to be layered in order to create a character concept. In short: you layer your class, race, and the two fragrances that compose your alignment to construct your character scent. RPGs in all their myriad forms – CRPGs, MMOs, and old school pen and paper – have brought me immeasurable joy. This is my homage. This series is dedicated to my first DMs – my parents – for laughing off the nutter-perpetuated AD&D Satan Scare of the 80’s. Thanks for taking the time to play with your little girl. I miss you, and I love you.
We have to suggest you visit the product page for the whole shazam. There’s actually a scent in there for Evil that’s pretty interesting.
Source Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
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