If you’re the type who wants a little more cheek in canned goods and other household items, then better shop at Hoxton Monster Supply one of these days.
We’re not exactly sure what the above tastes like—or if there’s anything inside it at all-but the entire effect and old world charm (say, late nineteenth century) has us in stitches. Apparently these fear themed cans have a dozen odd variants, each describing that most loathsome emotion with a clever selection of words and phrases long unused today. A Vague Sense of Unease? Right.
If you want a broader selection of gastronomic shockers, go to this Flickr page for a look at what else is on the shelves at Huxton. The pickled jars are a scream—Maiden’s Hair? We’d love to have a few of these lying around the house even if we’d never actually put the ontens in our lunch sandwich. (But who knows? Maybe.)
But strange canned goods and gross pickled stuff is not all that’s on sale at Huxton. The geek-at-heart can marvel at their online selection of novelty edibles like (our favorite) zombie fresh mints, thickest human snot jam, and old-fashioned rain jam for the gross-minded. You might also want to purchase a wrench for neck bolts. For Frankenstein.