If yours is an inquiring mind, bent on illuminating mysteries, you might want to skip this one. Google have announced a whole bunch of things, even a $20 Chromebook you can pay in installments or whatever. Maybe go look at that for a while. Because some things just happen for no reason and trying to make sense of them will do the exact opposite.
Farmville players will have the dubious honour of being among the first people on the planet to hear Gaga’s new album, Born This Way in a special area Zynga is setting up in Farmville expressly for that purpose. “I want to celebrate and share Born This Way with my little monsters in a special way that’s never been done before. Zynga has created a magical place in FarmVille where my fans can come play, and be the first to listen to the album,” read a statement released by the singer.
“This is a massive opportunity for you to be entertained in ways that you have never had before,” Zynga chimed in. Funny how “entertained” didn’t use to mean suicidally depressed when we were growing up.