Ever wanted to break-up with someone but didn’t have the heart to do so? Maybe you’re in a relationship you want out of right now but don’t know how to make your move. Well for one dollar you can now have an app, appropriately named BreakUp, break-up for you!
After a few careful selections, the app will create a break-up text for you and send it to the phone of your choosing. No need for you to type it all out yourself. Just choose a few simple selections, like whether or not the relationship with casual or serious and whether the reason for the break up is that you lost interest or were eaten by a bear. The app will do the rest for you.
Here’s an example of one of the texts the app will send someone:
Hi PollyPot, I know you expected to make it to our next anniversary. Maybe beyond, who knows? There was that one night we named our maybe-babies. That was cute. You’re cute. But it’s over between us. We’ve drifted apart. It’s not just your impotency, it really isn’t. And no, this isn’t about that girl at work. It’s us. Ever hear the song Cape Canaveral by Conor Oberst? Of course you haven’t, that was one of our issues. Anyways, we’re like that. A poltergeist love. And I need an exorcism.
Pretty elegant, eh?
Source – CNETFiled Under: Geeky Stuff, Humor