Excuse us, we didn’t mean bottles encrusted with tiny LED bulbs (a bright idea if you ask us—pun intended!) but a bottle that has a strip of LED that spells out party messages. If this weren’t jiggy enough, the content stream is programmable. This means you can input all sorts of funny words in them!
If you’re hot on learning how to program the letters, here’s a step-by-step guide from the promotional literature:
Step 1: Press the ON/OFF button.
Step 2: Press the ENTER button to enter programming mode.
Step 3: Press the P-U (UP) button to select the line (1-6) on which you want to save the message.
Step 4: Press ENTER to confirm the line where the message will appear.
Step 5: Press the P-U and P-D buttons to find the first character of your message, and press ENTER to save after each character selection.
Note: “Space” can be found after the letter Z.
Step 6: To finish, after you have selected the last character, wait until you see a blinking “A”, then press the ON/OFF button to save.
One of these bottles can be had for $39.99 and if you’re uppity on the class factor, rest assured Medea Vodka is “distilled slowly, using natural artesian water, the result is a natural flawless vodka.” Alright, so it’s a bit gimmicky, but we do consider Medea Vodka’s newfangled alcoholic diversion a perfect excuse for getting wasted.