With the ‘Lazy Song’ inducing global LSS and the latest Planet of the Apes movie enthralling audiences, it comes as no surprise that monkeys are coming back in a big way. What we have here is a certified Party Animal Outfit (says so in the accompanying t-shirt) for those brave souls who like going to parties decked out in a costume. Not sure if it will invite derisive sneers or welcome applause, but wearing costumes is proven to reduce socially awkward situations.
As pictured above, the entire outfit includes a blue sweater with accompanying message, a cap, a chimp mask, shorts, and a utility belt for beverages. Not sure if the beer’s included. For all we know, those pitchers might be full of apple juice.
To be honest, initially we thought it was all a gag until we saw the product page. Lo and behold, it’s selling on Amazon for $40. Reviews so far are nonexistent. If anyone does plan on going to a party as a ‘smart’ ape, why, they should be accompanied by a few human slaves like in the original movie dressed in nothing but furry underwear.
In homage to an immortal cinematic masterpiece, we hereby utter these hallowed lines
“Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!”
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