This, according to its maker Bob Maddox, who custom-built the ride you see below for a client with a daredevil streak the size of Texas.
There’s also a good chance the mysterious client who paid Maddox to build it is a.) mad as a hatter b.) Batman or c.) The Stig.
Yes, there have been sexier bikes featured here at Geeky Gadgets before and some flat-out rad ones, but Mr. Maddox’ creation exists for one thing only: Pure, unadulterated speed. The kind that could “rip your arms off,” which is how he describes riding the machine on a test run.
The Engineering Marvel Behind the Machine
Capable of going from 0 to 60 MPH in five seconds, this beast packs a special pulse jet engine that can burn any type of fuel. Maddox prefers gasoline and the effects are, according to him, deafening. This makes us wonder: would it still perform at the badass level it currently does on vegetable oil? Maybe. The pulse jet engine, originally developed for military applications, is known for its simplicity and high thrust-to-weight ratio. This type of engine was famously used in the German V-1 flying bomb during World War II, which gives you an idea of the raw power it can generate.
The pulse jet engine operates by taking in air and mixing it with fuel, which is then ignited to produce a high-speed jet of exhaust gases. This cycle repeats rapidly, creating a pulsating thrust that propels the bike forward. The simplicity of the design means fewer moving parts, which translates to less maintenance and more reliability. However, the trade-off is the incredible noise and heat generated, making it a machine not for the faint-hearted.
Practicality vs. Performance
Here’s a funny scene: You’re stuck in traffic and when the light goes green you rev up right? Well, with an engine like that you might just melt the car behind you before zooming off in a dazzling burst of fire and noise. Lawsuits, anyone? The impracticality of such a machine for everyday use is evident. The sheer power and noise level make it more suited for controlled environments like race tracks or deserted highways. Imagine trying to explain to your insurance company how you managed to set the car behind you on fire while waiting at a red light!
Moreover, the fuel efficiency of a pulse jet engine is notoriously low. While it can burn any type of fuel, the rate at which it consumes gasoline is staggering. This makes long-distance travel impractical unless you have a fuel truck following you around. However, for those few moments of exhilarating speed, the trade-offs might just be worth it.
The thrill of riding such a machine is unparalleled. The raw power, the deafening roar, and the sheer acceleration make it an experience like no other. It’s not just a bike; it’s a statement, a testament to human ingenuity and the relentless pursuit of speed.
In conclusion, Bob Maddox’s custom-built pulse jet bike is a marvel of engineering and a testament to the extremes of human creativity. While it may not be practical for everyday use, it offers a unique and thrilling experience for those brave enough to ride it. Whether you’re a speed enthusiast, an engineering geek, or just someone who appreciates the extraordinary, this bike is sure to leave a lasting impression.
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