So this Ryan Tellez guy milked his creative juices and knack for poetry with a riveting heartfelt tribute to Mortal Kombat titled “Fatality.” The lyrics might be contrived, but it’s not as bad as the drivel served us on a daily basis by the current slew of pop artists (cough* Katy Perry cough* cough*). In the course of the music video, Tellez recounts his awesome exploits until he’s served by a kid. Gaming is harsh but the harshness it mitigated by Cheetos and soda. Now if someone only wrote a rock opera to go with Mass Effect.
Here’s a good chunk of the lyrics. It ain’t sentimental like Def Leppard, but it makes sense and gets its point though.
Girl, I love the way you move
When you’re semi-conscious and listless
As I watch you sway back and forth
I want you so much more
Now’s my chance, I don’t want to miss it
I enjoyed our time. Didn’t you?
But the voice in my head told me to finish you
(Kung Lao Chorus)
I will slice you in half
With my razor sharp hat
After you’ve been decapitated
As you split apart
I watched your dying heart
And I celebrated
Never mind the confines of reality
I kicked your ass with a fatality
Hey man, you don’t look so good
And you’ve got nothing left to live for
I put a dent in your skull
Crushed your testicles
Let’s not drag this out anymore
If only we could do the same to Justin Bieber.
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