And where else does hand crafted labors of love such as this go real cheap except in Etsy? The handicrafts hub where all manner of artisans ply their goods is a cool place to browse funny stuff if you have the spare time. These particular bookends, which honestly don’t leave much to the imagination, come from Oberon Woodcraft, a woodworking enterprise specializing in game themed products.
Here’s what it says on the product page:
Hello [shopper name here]! Welcome to the Oberon Woodcraft Enrichment Center. We hope your shopping experience is enhanced by these lovely Portal inspired bookends. Now crafted in Poplar wood. Please record all of the relevant data below for future reference. You will need it for your cake.
Oh yes, this is real cheap, right? Exactly. Only 20 bucks. To be honest the bookends need a little more fine touches to be considered real craftsmanship. By the looks of it this looks like it was made in a dull crafts class at some school.
(Hmmm. For some reason this Portal Bookend isn’t available in the product page. But there’s some weird Minecraft inspired furniture.)