Bandages are way over rated. Okay, apologies to anyone in the medical profession or bandage fans reading this, but it’s always better to clean a wound first and foremost than to instantly stick a bandage on it. Also, bandages suck when the adhesive wears out. They’re puny too, sometimes incapable of keeping gashes or sizable cuts free from dirt.
These shortcomings don’t say that bandages aren’t fun. In fact, here is a newfangled spin on the age old scratch plaster that you can call, ‘What Happened?’