This is really sad news. Farts are the oldest source of comedy that we human beings have. Although they are not so funny when you are trapped in an elevator with them. Well, it seems that farts are not welcome on the Apple Watch. The first apps that owners of the new $17,000 luxury Apple Watch Edition will be downloading will not include any fart apps.
Apparently someone was hoping to be the very first fart app for the Apple Watch, but “Fart Watch” was rejected by Apple. Bummer.
The app would have turned your iPhone into a modern-day version of a whoopee cushion, allowing you to remotely trigger fart sounds whenever you want. See, now I am disappointed. You suck Apple. Who are you to deny me fart noises? Oh well. I’ll have to get my fart on elsewhere.
The funny part is how Apple is rejecting this app and others like it, with a simple statement: “We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch.” You are crushing the dreams of millions, Apple. Well, this situation really stinks for fart app developers. Maybe they can sneak something silent but deadly past Apple later, but for now, no fart noises.
Source Slashgear
