Since arrested development and man children are the inevitable end of latter-day masculinity, it comes as no surprise that a crimson superhero cape has hit the market. Fashioned after the iconic apparel of Superman, the superhero cape is like cosplay without the passion and effort. Also, you can strip down to your briefs and grab a spear, going full on Spartan style. If anyone says you’re crazy, kick them to the ground and scream “This is Spartaaa!”
Hmmm, seems like that Spartan idea works better than just going about in a cape. But hey, winter’s icy grip looms ahead, right? Besides, capes can be cool so long as you can complement it with suitable garments, i.e. V for Vendetta.
To blunt the social stigma, it might be wise to put on those knee-high boots and wield a rapier whilst prancing about in this cape. If anyone asks, you’re a gentleman at large. Huzzah!
Luckily it sells for an affordable $12.99.
Source Perpetual Kid
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