Especially when you “blast” someone with a set of these laser eyes ala Cyclops and subsequently get punched in the face. If you think this is the height of idiocy, wait until you see the Wolverine improv. You will die laughing. If the finished product pictured below appeals o you, better prepare to sacrifice a decent pair of sunglasses. Like grandpappy said, no sacrifice no victory!
As indicated by the pictorial instructions, all it takes to be your own X Man is a teensy amount of inventiveness and a length of tape. No need to expose yourself to radiation or drink suspicious liquids. (Always a bad idea.) The problem is acquiring all those laser pointers. Hmmm.
There’s also a Magneto version, which involves a bucket. But we won’t spoil it for you. Self discovery doubles the pleasure of any experience.