Can’t argue the veracity of its claims because it says so on the product page. Apparently, judging by the promotional material available, a certain Barry Moustapha is the entrepreneur behind Facedrink. It’s a suspiciously blue liquid that you’re supposed to ingest for “the extra energy needed to be social or to deal with your boss.” So how horrible does your boss need to be for a pseudo-energy drink to work?
Sticking to the facts (the little that are available), Facedrink casts itself as a fresh spin on the phrase “social lubricant.” And is currently available for online purchase.
What is Facedrink?
Facedrink is marketed as an innovative energy drink designed to give you the extra boost needed to be more social or to handle stressful situations, like dealing with a difficult boss. The product’s unique selling point is its claim to enhance social interactions, making it a “social lubricant” in liquid form. The drink is a bright blue color, which certainly makes it stand out among other energy drinks on the market.
Trolling its official site reveals a few encouraging tidbits like it’s available in stores worldwide and only contains a laughable three calories. This low-calorie count is particularly appealing to those who are health-conscious but still want the benefits of an energy drink.
The Implications of Facedrink
The implications of Facedrink are quite bad though. Basically, if everyone takes after the Moustapha guy endorsing this weird product, there might be a craze of unofficial Face-something products flooding the market soon. We’ve got an idea right now (you read it here first!) called Facepants: the pants that make you more social. It’s basically a pair of jeans that you wear to attract friends. Sounds like a winner.
The potential for a flood of “Face-” branded products is not far-fetched. In a market where branding and novelty often drive consumer interest, it’s easy to imagine a slew of similar products trying to capitalize on the same gimmick. For instance, we could see Faceglasses that claim to make you more approachable or Facewatch that supposedly helps you keep track of social engagements more effectively.
However, the real question is whether these products would actually deliver on their promises or if they would merely be marketing ploys. The effectiveness of such products would likely vary from person to person, and the psychological impact of believing in the product’s claims might play a significant role in their perceived effectiveness.
Hang around for the official launch of Facepants!
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