Cool Gadgets – The Shrinter – Printer Shredder Combo

Cool Gadgets – The Shrinter – Printer Shredder Combo

If you are worried about your privacy when printing your documents, then check out the Shrinter, which prints your documents directly into a shredder.

The Shrinter® is the world’s first combination color laser printer & shredder! Have sensitive files on your PC that you need to keep from prying eyes? You need a Shrinter®. Using our patented steel cutter ink dispersal system, the Shrinter® will allow you to print your files (in full color!) directly into a shredder! Feed your paranoia as you Shrint® your most sensitive data!
Stop wasting your time with traditional print then shred methods! Combine them both and instantly gain far more security and increased productivity in the workplace.

Great for board meetings, corporate lawyers & anybody else who values personal security and privacy! In the information age, paranoia is increasingly the only sane approach. You would be crazy not to be paranoid, so start Shrinting® today!

So if your paranoid and want to keep your secrets safe then the Shrinter might be the ideal gadget for you, it is available to buy online for $189.99 from Think Geek.

What do you think?

  • http://feste.stumbleupon.com Feste

    OK, but what I want to know is whether they’ll come out with a combination CD Burner/Shredder for those embarrassing mixes.

    I mean, sometimes I need to create and destroy data in a hurry – I don’t always have time to bring out the welding torch.

  • Kojiro

    ok so.. isnt it better if I just dont print my private stuff? if I dont want anyone to see them, then it’s best not to print them, someone could even put the shreds together
    what is the purpose of that thing, its just a waste of paper, electricity, time and money

  • Freddy

    @Kojiro: it’s a bloody joke, man!

    [] You have a sense of humor